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The network is totally unusable. System administrators are frantically
running back and forth from the server room, in a total panic.
The web site is down, as well as corporate email, due to a power outage
at the office server room where they are hosted. The IT director walks
out into the area where the network and system administrators work and
announces that it is time for plan B. Everyone stops running back and
forth, stops yelling into phones and at each other, and looks at the
director.
"Plan B?", the network manager asks. "We have no plan B, you laid off
the person in charge of disaster and contingency planning six months
ago!"
The director pauses for a moment, brow furrowed, before replying, "Well
he seems to have a replacement that replied when I sent email to the old
guy's email address. The new guy was very responsive the first time I
sent email, but after that he just seemed to ignore me."
The network manager asked the name of the replacement.
"Vacation something," replied the director, "Oh, yes I have it -
Vacation Program."
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